OOTMOB: April

Kara: I have to POOP!
Ryan: Kara, why do you have to be so inappropriate? Girls don't talk like that!

Background: We are all sitting at dinner and I'm telling Ron that the boy Kaylee likes was at the skate rink when she went last...Kaylee had told me this in confidence apparently and I had forgotten ,I guess, so she says:
Yep, there goes my trust in you...right out the window (pointing out the window), Look! there it goes..it's at Beth's now...It's across the street now! Bye trust!

Another one I'm not proud of but I'm sure you mom's can relate to after being talked to like a waitress for the wealthy all day...Caden and Jillian are sitting at the table eating lunch but I am putting groceries away so I haven't given them anything to drink yet....
Caden (whining): Mooooommmmm....get me something to driiiink!
Me: Caden, shut your mouth...I will in a second...
Caden to Jillian: Gasp! Did she just say shut your mouth?
Jillian: SHE said shut it!

Mom to Jillian: HUSH!
Jillian: GASP! you said shush to me????
Mom: Yes, I did!
Jillian: Mommy, you a bad girl!
Mom: No I'm NOT!!
Jillian: You a bad BOY!!!

Caden: I just kissed Nikki at school today..
Ron: Why? Because she's HOT?
Caden: No, she's cold!!!
We all laugh...
Caden: No, she is WARM!!!

Jillian (hiding): Mom! WHERE ARE ME???