OOTMOB: March Edition

Mom to Jillian: Mommy said NO!
Jillian: *I* said YES!

Jillian to Caden: GO SEE YOUR MOM!

Jillian to Shadow the cat who it trying to steal her playset pieces "SHADOW, don't touch my stuff!"

Kaylee about Jillian being cute "Mom, she's so cute, I can't even believe she's MY sister!"

Mom to Caden after Caden threw a toy near Grant: "You watch out for that baby!"
Kara: "Yeah, he's special to us!"
Caden: "Hey, that's not a BABY, it's GRANT!"

Caden: Mommy, hey, Mom...what are you thinking?

Caden: You have a big mouth, lady!

Background: We always tell Caden he is handsome after a haircut, so he identifies being handsome with hair....Grant is sitting up on the living room floor, playing, and Caden looks at him with a big gasp....
Caden: GASP! Mom, is Grant HANDSOME?
Mom: He IS!
Caden: Well, where did his hair go?

Kara: Mom, I gave two girls in my class our phone number so maybe they could come over some time...I would like to introduce them to my family!

Kara asks me one night who I don't like in this world, and I say "hmmm....maybe Nicholas' parents' (our next door neighbors)? She says.."ok, it's Mom versus Nicholas' mom! Mom, she's small, you could beat her down with one punch!"

Kara: Mom, I was telling these girls in my class how much I love you and that you are my best friend...I will hold your hand and sit on your lap until I'm 100!

Kaylee: Mom, you are messing up my dresser organization!
Mom: Well, maybe YOU should put your OWN clothes away..
Kaylee: Ok, that sounds like a good idea...wait, can you threaten me a little bit...that might help me...
Mom: Okaaaay...If you DON'T put your clothes away from now on, I will take your phone away...
Kaylee: Ok, that's a good one, that will help me, a little TOO threatening and scary though, but I think it will work.