Potty Woes

Rarely am I ever surprised as to what I might find in a dirty diaper having done this five times now, but Caden has me all confused! I NEVER know what I am getting into when I pull down the diaper. Usually one can tell by the smell, the amount of "strain" seen, or by history of the day and whether or not the child has had a BM already or hasn't had one for a day. Not Caden! You think you know what it's going to be like and it's completely different and you are COMPLETELY unprepared supply-wise. Today, for instance, he had the "I haven't pooped in a day, so I may have constipated rabbit turds or at least formed stool," kind of smell. Oh my goodness, when I opened up the diaper, it was like someone smeared a WHOLE can of milk chocolate frosting on his butt! Can you say "not prepared with just two wipes!"?
He did pee on the potty twice yesterday (well, he missed both times as you can probably tell by the "aim" in the picture, but it was the thought that counted!).