Out of the mouths of Babes
This Thursday, I am thankful for the laughter these kids give me each and every day. Before them, I never laughed as hard and often as I do now! Now, I can't imagine being without the funny times that children provide just through their everyday behaviors and happenings, and most of the time, they don't even realize they're being funny! So, this Thursday, more quotes from the monkeys!
Ryan seeing the chickenpox on his face in the mirror, in a sad, pathetic tone "I look a mess"
Kara to Ron after seeing mom and dad kiss "Stop kissing my mother you mother-kisser!"
Caden after being told to get out of the snack drawer "Fine!" and stomps his feet back to the living room.
Kara on breastfeeding "I wish I had big boobies like mommy's so I could feed Jillian, mine are just little", I know, the girl aims low-all kinds of beautiful bosoms out there, and she wants mine??? The girl is delusional.
"Dirty boobies", (Ryan), enough said.
Ryan: "Do we have BALLS in our bodies?"
Ron: "Where are these balls?"
Ryan: "Down here" pointing to his scrotum.
Ron: "Yes, Ryan, boys have balls in their bodies"
Ryan: "Well, what are they for?"
Ron: "They're for later, Ryan"
Ryan: Well, what are they called?"
Ron: "Testicles"
The next day Ryan to me after being asked what the balls were called in his body "They're called tenacles!"



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