OOTMOB: July Edition

Conversation between Kara and Caden:

Caden: Dad wiped my butt off, there was DIRT on my underwear
Kara: Caden, that wasn't dirt, it was POOP
Caden: No it was dirt
Kara: Poop
Caden: No, dirt on my underwear
Kara: Poop
Kara: Poop, Poop, Poop Caden.

Kaylee: Why does Kara have to follow me around everywhere?
Mom: Because she loves you and she learns things from you by watching, so be a good role model
Kaylee to Kara: Kara! I'm gonna go rob a bank, wanna come with me????????

Kaylee all mopey and sad: We don't get snacks today for being bad.
Kara: Kaylee, look on the bright side......we can get snacks tomorrow!

Kara entering the living room: HELLO AMERICA!